glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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usa-nglophile:

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I’m so glad we got this picture

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because it reminded me 

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as if I could forget

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but anyway, reminded me 

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about the way Louis can contort

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his body into an S shape (S for Styles! What.)

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when he flirts

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I think it’s subtle

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and smooth

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except neither of those

So….THANKS FOR THE REMIND

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Anonymous asked:

Could you do a blurb about spending the night with Luke at his parents house during like a family weekend? So like his brothers and other family member are there as well

It's Whatever... Answer:

shutuplashton:

Although Luke would rather just hang out alone in his bedroom with you while you were over for the weekend, you insisted on participating in family movie night in which you and Luke were allowed a couch to yourselves as you curled up under a fluffy blanket one of his brothers had literally pelted at him and it’s when his mom leaves the room to get a drink or something that one of them is snickering, “We aren’t getting frisky under the covers over there, are we?” And you’re just flushing when his dad laughs and burying your face into his chest in which Luke’s bringing a protective arm around your shoulders and snipping, “Shut up.” And those comments continue throughout the night until the movie credits finally roll and Luke can’t wait to yank you up from the couch and get down the hall to his room and of course the two of you can’t just leave with a “Good night!” before one of his brothers is whistling and the other is chiming, “Use protection kiddies! Mommy’s room is right next to yours!” And Luke’s waddling along behind you with one hand on your hip as he shouts, “Shut the fuck up!” to which his mom is scolding the other two before quipping, “Language, Lucas!” and just yeah embarrassed momma’s boy Luke who’s muttering, “Sorry, mum” before he drags you into his room and pushes you up against the door to prove he’s manly until he’s trailing his way down your jawline and a series of knocks come across the door, “Hey Luke, can we hang out in your room?” 

Anonymous asked:

I don't think dark!Harry exists ahaha.... only when he is jealous :)

It's Whatever... Answer:

haveyouquitefinishedlouis:

The closest we’ve ever gotten to dark!harry is when he’s upset someone is getting a little too closey-close with his boy and even then he just looks like an adorable cherub child annoyed with someone trying to get a taste of his candy. 

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dark!harry is a myth

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